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Anonymous Sat 25 May 16:26:02 2019 No.10671742 View Reply Original Report

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If you're so smart anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:27:29 No.10671748 Report

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>>10671743

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:39:30 No.10671767 Report

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>>10671742
I do. It's funny because women are a mathematically solved problem so it is true that if you don't have a girlfriend then you are stupid.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:43:27 No.10671779 Report

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>>10671742
>If you're so smart anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:45:48 No.10671788 Report

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>>10671742 >>10671748
Why don't you have a girlfriend Jon Snow?

Night's Watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:48:02 No.10671794 Report

Quoted By: >>10671820

>>10671767
Post formula

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:54:04 No.10671811 Report

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>>10671742
I do, biggest mistake of my life desu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:55:17 No.10671813 Report

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>>10671742
I'm gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 16:58:09 No.10671820 Report

Quoted By: >>10671839 >>10671841 >>10671849

>>10671794
It's not a formula, it's a model + an algorithm.
Here's the model:
Axioms of a woman:
>Very stupid
>Entertained with trivial things
>Almost always looking for men because it is seen as a status symbol among each other

Algorithm:
>Go to a place with a large amount of women
>Start talking with one
From the axioms above it is a trivial proof left to reader that you can tell almost immediately if a woman sees you as a potential partner or not. A simple test is to gauge the interest of her responses to your comments or questions.
>If she is interested keep going. If not then disengage and find another women
>Repeat the last steps until you find an interested women
>Use your superior intellect to entertain her and quickly move closer to sex. Conversation -> coffee date -> Netflix and chill -> benis in vagoo

It's that simple. This always works.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:02:22 No.10671835 Report

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>>10671742
Non-meme answer:
It's very expensive...
I can't afford ... right now...
porn is mostly free on internet anyways...

It's also a source of distracting stress
(cheating risk / paranoia) when
you need to focus on study.

3D girls can cheat... & mess your life.

I'll wait until I can afford it & watch them closely (to prevent cheating)
... A close Watch ... Night's Watch

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:04:28 No.10671839 Report

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>>10671820
>benis in vagoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:04:55 No.10671841 Report

Quoted By: >>10671856

>>10671820
>Use your superior intellect to entertain her
halp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:06:55 No.10671849 Report

Quoted By: >>10671873 >>10671917

>>10671820

I have a more elegant algorithm that achieves the same thing. It goes like this:

1) Drop pants.
2) Jerk off.

As you can see there's less potential for confusion in the execution, it's simpler, a better running time, less chance of failure.

As you can see only brainlets actually chase women, that's a lot of wasted computational power

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:07:35 No.10671851 Report

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>>10671742
Why do all the escorts I see keep asking me about my girlfriend? I don't have one, I joke and ask "why would I need one when I have you?" to deflect the question.

>tfw no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:09:12 No.10671856 Report

Quoted By: >>10671927 >>10671945

>>10671841
It's simple. Just find women with your same interests. It is guaranteed that they know less about them than you. For example, one of my toy interests is anime so when I find a girl who also likes anime, they usually want to talk about it. The thing is that because they are so stupid, no matter how much they know about anime, I know more than them. If they know an anime, I most likely know the studio, the director, the episode directors, the key animators, etc. And I can talk to her about them all day until suddenly she is sucking my dick.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:15:17 No.10671873 Report

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>>10671849
This you anon?

Psistar !!bRma1Ao62vX

Psistar !!bRma1Ao62vX Sat 25 May 2019 17:17:12 No.10671878 Report

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>>10671742
If you're so smart you should know it's not worth the hassle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:22:56 No.10671895 Report

Quoted By: >>10671920 >>10671931

>>10671742
Ancientfag genX. Literally a rocket scientist. Smart, hot wife, grown children, grand children.
Wealth in hard currency and stuff to keep family alive and prosperous if SHTF, safe from state. Nice compound, no NPC's for 60 miles.
Drive 264 hr SMOH 1960 DH Beaver to work, throw cigar stubs out window at drones dying in traffic below.
Zero-time '65 Samba in the garage, building up a '68 Impala coupe, black on black.
Love burning blunts, flying, fucking, teaching Gkids armed and un-armed combat.
Hate muslims, commies and 'thuglife' niggahs.
Sipping a double espresso, burning a big bambu, laughing my ass off at poor, fucked, millennial incels on the chan.
Life is fucking great, faggots.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:29:46 No.10671917 Report

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>>10671849
>wasted computational power
Kek

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:31:13 No.10671920 Report

Quoted By: >>10671928

>>10671895

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:33:22 No.10671927 Report

Quoted By: >>10671938 >>10671945

>>10671856
>most likely know the studio, the director, the episode directors, the key animators, etc.
how do you memorize them? I've never even learned any of the above nor the voice actors of any anime I've watched.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:33:44 No.10671928 Report

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>>10671920
Sound like jealousy, incel.
Do enjoy eating bugs and your socialist sex doll refusing to fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:34:26 No.10671931 Report

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>>10671895
tell us your story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:36:46 No.10671936 Report

Quoted By: >>10672186

>>10671873
Kek
Must be a /fit/ regular

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:37:02 No.10671938 Report

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>>10671927
If I really like a show I will most likely check out the director and studio because there is a very high probability that I'll like their other shows. Same goes for episode directors and key animators. The same also goes for shows I really hate because if I learn the studio and director, I'll know what shows to avoid for the coming years. For example, if anything has the tag A1-pictures you know it's shit and can be safely ignored. If anything is from studio Bones you know it will be at least worth trying, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:38:21 No.10671945 Report

Quoted By: >>10671951

>>10671927
Not that guy, but /a/ more or less runs pop quizzes on this shit.

>>10671856
>find woman with similar interests
>me knowing more makes them feel self conscious
>also makes the conversation boring for me
There's like an existential trap in there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 17:40:09 No.10671951 Report

Quoted By: >>10672173

>>10671945
Who cares if the conversation is boring, the end goal is to put your penis inside of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:16:01 No.10672173 Report

Quoted By: >>10672210

>>10671951
>the end goal is to put your penis inside of them.
Been there, done that, don't need a convo for that. End goal is now ltrs.

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Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:19:41 No.10672186 Report

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>>10671873 >>10671936
Kek

A very /fit/ master... mastur ... bator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:26:12 No.10672209 Report

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I had a couple good chances that I fucked up by rejecting them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 25 May 2019 19:26:15 No.10672210 Report

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>>10672173
All long term relationships start with a penis inside a vagina. My current girlfriend started as just some ass but then I learned she could clean and cook, so I upgraded her to girlfriend.

My theory is that girlfriends are just women we can manage to tolerate more than the bare minimum.

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