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Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 04:32:20 2018 No.10144256 View Reply Original Report

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Just finished drafting my Statement of Purpose for PhD apps. Essays are the bane of my existence, but it feels good to be done with it.

How are you working for your future, /sci/bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 04:33:44 No.10144261 Report

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>>10144256
I put an avocado seed in water today by tooth picks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 04:59:49 No.10144305 Report

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>>10144256
Where can I download PhD apps? Are they the sort of apps that you can tell them what you want them to do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 05:17:42 No.10144331 Report

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>>10144305
apps = applications, as in applying

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 05:20:23 No.10144337 Report

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>>10144256
>essays are the bane of my existence
Yikes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 05:21:11 No.10144339 Report

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>>10144256
I had a couple good bowel movements today so it seems there’s no more encopresis for this big boy
>stopped eating meat or lifting
kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 06:17:22 No.10144435 Report

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> phd meant to further the knowledge of humanity
> "my future"

neck yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 08:04:09 No.10144556 Report

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>PhD student
>can't write an essay

*laughs in liberal arts*

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Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 08:26:14 No.10144579 Report

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>>10144435
>phd meant to further the knowledge of humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 08:43:16 No.10144597 Report

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>>10144331
Yes, apps = applications, as in applying to my daily life. So where do I get PHD apps?

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Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 14:29:01 No.10145090 Report

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>>10144556
>liberal arts
You don’t belong on this board. Pic related is you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 14:41:39 No.10145112 Report

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>>10144256
Good shit. I am going to do mine this weekend. Due Dec 1st.

Did you have to do a personal history statement as well?

any tips for the statement of purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 17:41:48 No.10145443 Report

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>>10144435
Not mutually exclusive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 17:44:08 No.10145448 Report

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>>10144256
>can't even write
>goes for PhD anyway
Cringe

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Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 17:45:33 No.10145451 Report

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>>10144435
Pretentious fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 18:10:14 No.10145502 Report

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>>10145090
Still can't write to save your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 20:31:02 No.10145793 Report

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>>10144256
Why do people pretend who can't write pretend that they're intelligent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 20:57:15 No.10145858 Report

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>>10144556
>>10145090
A lot of good math and science bachelors come out of liberal arts colleges desu, just look at Harvey Mudd, Bryn Mawr, Wesleyan, etc. We take the same STEM classes, we just write more than tech college autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Nov 2018 21:00:10 No.10145864 Report

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>>10144256
>Just finished drafting my Statement of Purpose for PhD apps
when I was doing my bachelors thesis, I knew 3 msc guys who were practically handed their phd spots, how common is this?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 01:40:54 No.10146587 Report

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>>10145793
Why do people who can't write a coherent sentence pretend they're intelligent?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 01:41:56 No.10146590 Report

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>>10145858
Nice cope, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 01:43:40 No.10146592 Report

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>>10144256
>Essays are the bane of my existence
If you can't write, you're not smart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 01:46:48 No.10146599 Report

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>>10144256
I have done literally no work on my college essays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 02:01:26 No.10146637 Report

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>>10146587
>>10146590
I'm an engineering student and I am sure have written essays than you.

>hurrdurr cope
Face it, you just aren't smart enough to figure out the formula for a good essay yet.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 02:03:42 No.10146642 Report

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>>10146637

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Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 02:05:23 No.10146647 Report

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>>10146590
This is an undergraduate math major at a reputable liberal arts college. Whose coping now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 02:57:10 No.10146764 Report

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>>10146647
>course numbers in bold are strongly recommended
>no bold course numbers
pathetic

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Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 03:56:38 No.10146877 Report

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>>10144435
>further the knowledge of humanity

Really spooky post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 04:54:38 No.10146983 Report

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How to write personal statement for masters programs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 06:46:35 No.10147155 Report

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>>10146983
Just tell them what you hope to accomplish in the program, why you want to do so, and how you are suited for the position as a masters student. Easy as apple pie and cheddar.

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Zurgöroth the Nuclear Decapitator of Baby Jesus Sat 17 Nov 2018 13:02:38 No.10147693 Report

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Standing in the junction of two paths. One path takes me to the process of coming up with a funding plan for a PhD, and the other one takes me to the process of applying to a clocksmith school. Instead of doing anything, I will most likely just lie in bed all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 13:05:42 No.10147699 Report

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>>10147155
literally this avoid sob stories and excuses and things that don't relate to your field. For personal statements they want to know that your thinking about the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 13:10:04 No.10147704 Report

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>>10144256
i submited my manuscript [spoiler:lit]week ago and i still have no reply[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Nov 2018 23:26:41 No.10148916 Report

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>>10146637
>I'm an engineering student and I am sure have written essays than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 00:47:49 No.10149099 Report

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>>10146647
Only a CHUD would go to Mudd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 02:12:16 No.10149265 Report

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>>10144597
In the apps store

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Nov 2018 04:19:38 No.10149501 Report

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>>10144256
OP, if you wouldn't mind, please share your reasons for applying. I want to know good reasons screeners wouldn't laugh at.

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