Welcome to the Society for the Mutual Benefit of Chocolate/Peanut Butter Friends.

If we, my Peanut Brothers, cannot win this war, we must do everything in our power to ensure victory for our Chocolate friends. Our aim must never be to embarrass or destroy the Chocolate, but at the very least to prevent domination by the villainous Creme Syndicate.

If the tides of battle ebbed the other way, I would wish for the support of my chocolatiers, wouldn't you? And if the winds of change do favor us, I sincerely hope we may count on their support. For we must act as Chocolate and Peanut Butter do in nature - symbiotically. Chocolate into peanut butter, peanut butter into chocolate: perfect harmony.

Who among you will take up arms for your Brothers-in-Flavor? Here here!

Creme, Peep and Minifags are NOT WELCOME. Thank you, God Bless