>>98623085ITT DCfans with bad taste in movies.
Let's see:
Superman is badly mauled by CGI, the movie tries way too hard (and awkwardly) to backpedal Superman into always being a beloved figure of Hope, even after the previous two movies had "Superman is alarming and controversial" as key plot points.
Batman's character is completely shit upon; he's now desperately worshiping the Supercock. Convinced that Superman is simply a better human being, (apparently because Martha?) after fighting him once and going to his funeral. Spends the entire movie being ineffectual, whiny, pathetic and at one point suicidal.
Wonder Woman. Her character development from her solo film was problematic, so let's just ignore that this film. She's still unenthusiastic and tore up about Steve, and never got around to "being like Superman". Which is an odd thing for Batman to criticize, as he just tried to kill a guy for being that. But again, Batman is butchered.
Aquaman. Turned into PG-rated Lobo in a hail Mary attempt to keep him from being a joke, and to be the team Drax. Is still an ineffectual joke in the movie.
The Flash is easily the most annoying character in all of comic movie history. Hammy, try-hard nerdy, he just goggles and apes and quips and pratfalls his way through the entire fucking film. It's like someone saw the Robot Chicken episode with Snerkles and thought "That is actually a great character!"
Cyborg. Decently acted, looks worse than "face pasted over CGI" Green Lantern. Only there for a contrived plot raisin. Still the least awful.\
The villain. Steppenwulf is the latest in DCEU's line of garbage CGI villains, who would have believed that Shannon's one-note hammery as Zod would be the high point of the entire franchise? But there it is.
The Story. Aliens come down in blue beams to steal the Magic Plot Item, abloo-bloo-bloo we need Superman because WW is suddenly a wimp, Superman comes back and easily wrecks everyone. The End.
