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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 00:28:05 2018 No.98358015 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>98358211 >>98359454 >>98360327

Hank replaces Greg in Steven Universe. How does this change the series? Would he make for a better father figure? What about Greg replacing Hank?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:31:30 No.98358053 Report

Quoted By: >>98358165

Steven would still be with the gems, but he would know how to build a deck, cook a medium rare steak, and fix a mower.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:39:14 No.98358165 Report

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>>98358053
>Implying Bobby knows any of these things, except how to cook a steak
Nothing much will change, but Steven would probably cry much less at least

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:39:42 No.98358170 Report

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steven learns from his crazy grandpa and starts killing homeworld gems instead of crying
kills at least fitty of them

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:41:33 No.98358198 Report

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>>98358165
I don't know, Steven took up music from his dad. He seems more willing to learn new things then bobby

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:42:49 No.98358211 Report

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>>98358015
Hank Hill in the Steven Universe world would make for maximum BWAAA

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:44:31 No.98358231 Report

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>Dale in beach city

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:45:12 No.98358237 Report

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Steven would likely be a sportier kid, but he'd still have the sweetness of his mother, so Hank would think the boy ain't right.

Greg would encourage Bobby's dreams which depending on the episode could go good or horrible for him.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:47:22 No.98358267 Report

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>>98358231
>Dale meeting Ronaldo.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:49:28 No.98358298 Report

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>Bwu-hahahah! Steven, what in the hell? Where did that girly pink shield come from? Can’t you make it in... Blue or somethin’? And does it have to have a rose on it?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 00:56:31 No.98358389 Report

Quoted By: >>98358447 >>98358452

Steven would end up emotionally retarded. (more so than already) If the only people raising you are space aliens who barely grasp human culture and the well meaning but autistic hank then you couldn't function in society. Say what you will but Greg is a great dad, understands people and has a strong moral foundation as evidenced by being uncorrupted by money. Greg filling Hanks spot in KOTH couldn't happen because Peggy isn't an amazon.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:01:20 No.98358447 Report

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>>98358389
I doubt Hank would let Steven go on adventures at all. Gem hunting is dangerous and he'd rather he be going to school.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:01:44 No.98358452 Report

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>>98358389
>Peggy isn't an amazon.
Her shoe size fooled me.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:02:32 No.98358461 Report

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Hank would be the one getting gems to come off their bullshit, but by explaining how asinine they're being instead of some speech about the value of life or whatever

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:07:53 No.98358531 Report

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>>98358447
Amethyst is also a pretty horrible role model. Her only redeeming quality is that she can enjoy a good steak while Pearl freaks out over eating anything and Garnet never shows any emotion so you can't tell with her.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:12:20 No.98358581 Report

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>>98358461
This. He'd definitely take Lapis' side whenever she gets out of the mirror though. Probably stop Steven from seeing them at all after that because something like that is just horrible and if their asses weren't rock hard he'd be shattering them with his foot.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:16:08 No.98358626 Report

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>>98358581
I mean Greg probably would have too if he'd been aware of the situation before the ocean disappeared (taken her side that is, not kept steven from seeing the gems)

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:17:59 No.98358656 Report

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>>98358211
This, I was gonna say Steven would change, but Bobby is pretty much Steven with less crying so...

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:31:54 No.98358858 Report

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>>98358267
Dale could teach him a thing or two. like how to make dynamite out of a toilet paper tube and a stick of dynamite

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:35:48 No.98358906 Report

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Anybody have the screencap from the last thread where this question was asked?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:38:23 No.98358947 Report

Quoted By: >>98358967

Steven would actually play football and be really fucking good with the strength he has
He would be a great offenseive lineman

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:40:15 No.98358967 Report

Quoted By: >>98359014

>>98358947
He'd also break somebody's back anon. Guy can lift a piano with one arm.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:44:01 No.98359014 Report

Quoted By: >>98359054

>>98358967
Depending on how you look at it that’s a good thing

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:46:58 No.98359054 Report

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>>98359014
Hank wouldn't see it as a good thing. He's a very practical man and wouldn't like the lawsuit, especially when he realizes just how strong Steven is.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:47:58 No.98359067 Report

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Unironically my first thought was how good of a dad would Greg be to bobby, Hanks problem with Bobby is that he doesn't understand his son's interests he's very old fashion, Greg, on the other hand, has no such problem.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:48:20 No.98359069 Report

Quoted By: >>98359079

>>98359054
They just put Steven in older leagues

That’s what they usually do with big kids in football anyway

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:48:48 No.98359079 Report

Quoted By: >>98359120

>>98359069
Again, Steven can lift a fucking piano with little effort.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:48:50 No.98359080 Report

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I'm really glad that this didn't happen because I don't want Hank to have to deal with losing Rose. He doesn't deserve that.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:52:32 No.98359120 Report

Quoted By: >>98359175

>>98359079
At that point the kids now what they are getting into plus Steven maybe won’t go full force

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 01:56:57 No.98359175 Report

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>>98359120
Fair enough. Hank would probably think it's unfair though, like getting into a Hulkbuster suit to play hockey.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:08:33 No.98359323 Report

Quoted By: >>98359396

>>98359067
This. Peggy wouldn't like him though, guy makes a fortune and stays in his van. Not to mention his hair size is just crazy. Bill would have nightmares about it.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:13:16 No.98359396 Report

Quoted By: >>98359444

>>98359323
Id pay to see Greg deal with Cotton.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:16:53 No.98359444 Report

Quoted By: >>98360301

>>98359396
I'd pay to see the gems deal with Cotton's bullshit.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:18:06 No.98359454 Report

Quoted By: >>98359501

>>98358015
I would say they'd both be fine dads to the respective family they've been swapped to, but it'd have to change the origin stories quite a bit.

Was Rose enticed by his salesman skills in propane and propane accessories?

Would Greg really stay with Peggy?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:21:08 No.98359501 Report

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>>98359454
This is a good point.

I could see Hank MAYBE falling for Rose, but there's just no way Greg would stay with Peggy. He'd recognize right away that they're wrong for each other.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:22:29 No.98359515 Report

Quoted By: >>98359703 >>98359782

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:34:54 No.98359703 Report

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>>98359515
That made my day anon. Actually laughed.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 02:40:19 No.98359782 Report

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>>98359515
i've never seen the parts with jasper and the diamond assassination squad before...

weird.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 03:14:35 No.98360301 Report

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>>98359444
Now I'm imagining cotton giving a stern lecture about how if it comes down to it, he might have to shatter some gems to protect his home, it's not gonna be pretty, but its gotta be done.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jan 2018 03:16:36 No.98360327 Report

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>>98358015
>Hank replaces Greg in Steven Universe. How does this change the series?
Hank heeds the sign the Gems put up and doesn't hop the fence.

Series over before it began.

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