>>95800094>It was three weeks before ChristmasI was gonna write a "Visit From St. Nicholas" parody involving alcoholism, spousal abuse, and suicide, but I just can't care.
All of your grandparents will die. All of your parents will die. Your firendds will die. Your family will die, and all that will be left at the end will be you and I, numb, bitter, and filled with a futile, impotent rage that accomplishes nothing of use to anyone.
Have a drink with me. The alcohol doesn't make the pain go away, but it does make you stop caring, if only for a little while.