I’m rereading the thread now and it’s fucking fantastic.
The dude’s a complete mess. He doesn’t own a bed because they’re “difficult to move”.
When questioned upon why that’s such a big issue, he tells them because he likes to have all of his possessions to be easy to pack up in case he ever needs to leave in a hurry. So naturally, anons start to tell him he’s being paranoid and that it’s not worth not having a bed over, OP insists he’s totally normal (apart from liking cartoons) and then when he’s asked what if he ever wants to bring a girl home? His answer is that he’s not interested in sex because he’s scared of girls digging condoms out of the trash and impregnating themselves with his sperm and ruining his life with a child.
It’s a wild ride. I don’t remember it being this funny.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/52782619