>go to the circus
>expect boredom who cares about some dumb animals doing tricks
>not to mention the price of entry and the cost of warm bags of peanuts
>the lights dim and the ringmaster takes center stage, next to the giant pole keeping the tent up, with a massive ball beside him
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, kids of of all ages, welcome to our show. We have quite the performance for you tonight."
>and as you expected they bring out the great beasts
>the grey behemoths lumber out, colorful shawls draped on their backs, and feathered headdresses atop their heads
>the one meets your eye and unless you're mistaken, winks at you
>the elephant turns and walks, no sashays, her way to the ball then, to your surprise walks past it, her long flexible trunk taking hold of the tent's foundation as she rises up on to her back feet
>if you were a more deviant person you'd say the pachyderm was acting seductive
>her mighty backside, supported on thick thighs and wide hips, was on display to you
>you swallow as she once again makes eye contact and winks, shaking her mighty bottom side to side and flicking her tail in what has to be a "come hither" gesture
>the dim lighting blurs out your surrounding it might as well just be you and her
>your hand acts on its own and a handful of peanuts fly towards the elephant
>her flexible trunk catches them gracefully a look of pleasure crossing her expressive face at the taste
>she rocks her hips again to what has to be the most sleazy circus music you've ever heard
>you hold out the entire bag and she lumbers over, eyes half-lidded, and a coy smile playing about her mouth
>staring deep into your eyes, her prehensile appendage rummaging about in your bag, departing with a lingering brush of your hand
>you watch her go massive rear bobbing along, heart racing
>you know maybe the circus wasn't so bad
>this was certainty worth the price of admission
