You know how I know either this guy is completely lying or so fucked?
Because no on legitimately knows how shit works with the human body post mortem.
Plus, if he was saying the truth, the fag here would be already on its way to get jailed because he commited a ton of flaws leading to vital evidence, especially posting here considering how 4chan actually does work with the FBI.
Like, geeze, are you guys so dumb to not notice a ton of sadder/weirder shit has been posted here, then actually make news.
Do you guys not remember the anon who killed himself in /r9k/ and actually streamed his death?