It's time for a storytime. Today we have a person stealing monuments who is not Carmen Sandiego which is probably for the best cause the Superfriends would do well to avoid her.
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Superman: So while Firestorm is still the new guy I think we should ask him the question wouldn't you agree, Samurai?
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Oh no! The Great Wave off Kanagawa and it's going to destroy every fishing boat of Japan!
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Fortunately we just so happened to be in that neck of the woods let's see who makes nature his bitch best. I'll start by transmuting water into ice!
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Those fishing boats are frozen in a safe place now!
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Uh can we start over?
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I'll save the fleet two ships at a time
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Would it not be more prudent to destroy the tidal wave?
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Superman: Samurai! No! Wind can't beat water like that!
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You have to use heat vision to evaporate that part of the ocean!
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Later, Fishermen! Hope you guys catch some good sushi out there!
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Superman: Since we're in Japan why not do some sightseeing? Why I haven't been here since World War 2.
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Wait! I hear something! Something that sounds like a laser blast from far away!
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Firestorm: You heard a laser?
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Right here? Right now? You're putting us on.
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Not the Imperial Palace!
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Samurai: Why! Why us!? Has Japan not suffered enough? It's gone, it's all gone. Who would do this to us?
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Firestorm: Talk about grand theft!
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Superman to Batman come in Batman. Why do our communicators have JLA on them I don't know what JLA stands for but it's not how you spell superfriends.
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Yes Superman we've been tracking a wave of disappearing landmarks
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Lady Liberty has been kidnapped!
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The Eiffel tower is MIA and now Paris has nothing to set it apart from any other city in France!
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Whoever is at this isn't playing around they just stole the Colosseum in Rome!
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Hurry back at once this crisis is monumental
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Batman don't you start cracking jokes too.
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Superman: I have some super bad news. The Hall of Justice is lost to us and everyone inside.
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I say we take the fight to space.
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I know I shouldn't squint but I gotta. The laser came from space... from behind the moon.
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Firestorm: We'll need to bring our own air then?
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Firestorm: I can and will pimp someone's ride
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Samurai: This isn't what I had in mind.
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Superman: See? We're on the moon now look behind it.
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There! There it is! Someone took half a planetoid and put a city on the other half for some raisin
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Superman: It's so quiet and peaceful here.
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Pay attention to me I have interesting things to say! Robin's not here so I get to say it.
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Found some people. These buildings and these people look like they're from the crystal people planet of Krystalina.
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Firestorm: Who would carve people so ugly? They're so angular and check out that honker.
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Check em out. These are the real crystal people in some sort of suspended animation. They have the crystal bones to prove it.
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No no Superman you are doing it wrong. Check em. Thanagarians?
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Also not moving
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What the hell is wrong with this place? It's like they're trying to teach me something like some sort of museum. Well I'm bored can I wait in the bubble? I hate it when people try to teach me stuff ... no offense Professor Stein
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Samurai: Buildings everywhere from across the universe but why?
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We should split up and check by air as we all can fly. First one to find the Hall of Justice doesn't have to do dishes for a week ready go!
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Superman: Who does he think he is giving orders like that? Batman? I never leave a mess. Pa would be so disappointed in me if I did.
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I found the Hall of Justice! I found the Hall of Justice! No dishes for firestorm! We'll be having sloppy joes, Babyback ribs, buffalo wings and watermelons all week!
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Where is everyone? Wonder Woman gets first serving of ribs once we get back and she'll be SO fine with BBQ sauce all over her face and maybe her armor!
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How am I supposed to fix suspended animation? Maybe I should call Superman and Samurai
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Earthlings are so dirty if cleanliness is next to godlyness then I'm Jesus fucking christbot
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Girl, when they say powder your nose they don't mean 3 layer cake it on. That's all coming off
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Look at that! How do you live with yourself?
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"And this gentleman looks like he's never heard of washing his face before."
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Launching Panic.exe
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RUN RUN WE HAVE A LIVE ONE. THEY'VE COME TO TAKE OUR BROOMS TO LEAVE TOWELS ON THE FLOOR TO WEAR SHOES INSIDE ALL OVER THE CARPET, THE COUCH, AND ESPECIALLY THE BED
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>>102436521 I love these threads
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GET THE FUCK OUT ROLL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER ROLLED BEFORE EVERY BOT FOR THEMSELVES DON'T LET THEM GET FINGERPRINTS ON YOU
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>>102438796 >shoes in the bed No one actually does this right?
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What was his problem?
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What was his major malfunction?
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Who was harassing the maids were you harassing the maids? Death to he who hinders the help
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Ok first of all they attacked me with a broom and all I want is someone who can answer some simple questions is that too much to ask? Where's the common courtesy here in space?
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Awww forget it. We're just spinning our wheels
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Heh. Good one. Firestorm you're a funny guy do you know that? You're very funny.
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You know about me?! Wow!
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Not the last words I would have picked to go on your placard but it'll do I guess.
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HOT DIGGETY! Two more to go and I have the complete set!
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Then I can move onto the Legion of Doom exhibit I've had my eye on
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Superman: The Hall was around the block?
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Superman: Firestorm you're here! Great news we've found the Hall of Justice and you're inside it! Firestorm why the vow of silence?
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They think they can waltz in here and learn for free? Unacceptable!
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Robot: Give us a generous donation to furthering the arts ... or else!
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Superman: Alright Samurai it's our time to shine. Whenever two heroes go back-to-back it always preceeds a whirlwind of kickassery. Do or die the first move is yours.
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Superman: Ok Samurai when I said back there the next move was yours ... surrender is not what I had in mind.
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Superfriends! You're just in time! Say what's your favorite monument? I'm asking for a friend. No reason.
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Superman: The Washington Monument? Why do you ask?
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You humans are funny. You spread all your monuments apart when you should put them all in your starting city for the cultural bonus
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Isn't it better to put it next to the Colosseum? Now they're both in walking distance
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But why? Why not build your own monuments? Why this place? Why this space place?
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Why? I'll tell you why. My brother has his own space museum and every time I put something new he outdoes me. I put in a vending machine, he puts in a Starbucks. I put in a ball pit? He adds a bounce house. I put in a jukebox? He gets a live band. It never ends with him so I'm going to grab everything valuablre and put it here and now schools will have no choice but to pick my museum over his.
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Samurai: Who gives you the right to plunder innocent buildings and people? Those long-dead skeletons worked hard building each and every one of them and put them there for a reason! Those slaves who built the Washington Monument are turning over in their graves who you probably also stole!
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I give me the right! Me! I never needed to ask permission before and I'm not going to start now! I'm preserving everything and everyone for the universe to enjoy! Hell! I'm giving people I freeze the gift of immortality! Who doesn't want to live forever?
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I don't want to live forever! I have the right to die prematurely and stupidly like anyone else!
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And I'd like a word up close and personal Remlar!
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Too bad you're an immortal now and you're going to enjoy it!
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You monster he just wanted a grave
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"nooooo" what kind of placard is that for Superman's last words? Why don't you guys want to be preserved with dignity?
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Samurai? You're last. Why not just tell me what you want on your placard? Something profound
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>>102436521 Thank you based Saturday Night Storytimer
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Kaze no yo ni Hayaku!
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What? How do you spell that can I get a translation?
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>>102438829 That's what I thought about people wearing shoes in there house, but visits to the States proved me wrong, so maybe
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Don't you dare run away get back here!
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Robot legion! Go up there and get him! Go up there!
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And bring him here! Right there! Put him down there!
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We will catch and return! Roger!
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WHERE IS HE?
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We're going to paint that monument and we're going to going to do it right!
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I'm invisible and they're only searching that one spot should buy me some time to think up a plan
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The U.N building? Eh why not take it.
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I smell dirt! Good lord man your hair's so oily let me wash it.
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"THERE HE IS"
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I hate that Samurai! Why doesn't he speak a language I can understand! He's barely even a Superfriend!
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I know! I'll crush him with the U.N. building! No one will miss him and it'll be the first time the United Nations ever accomplished anything!
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He won't see it coming
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>whoooosh
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This amulet is mine now.
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Strangers taking what does not belong to them. Sounds familiar? Now you have no power and everything will back where it should.
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Samurai: With the amulet and this lever the buildings go back easy it's like tetris.
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Superman: Congratulations to Samurai for his quick thinking we'll take Remlar to space court for his space trial where he'll be sent to space prison and put on display so children may visit him and learn from his mistakes
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Arigato ... Firestorm what are you doing you can't hold down the whole time this is the Hall of Justice you're putting back be attentive!
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Samurai: Baka! Aho! You said you loved Tetris!
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Well look on the bright side the water-logged look works for the Legion of Doom and Aquaman will jump for joy at our new location please don't hurt me
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Thats it for this week be back for next one with a new season with new animation and new characters
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>>102441181 I've heard of flying bricks, but never flying wallpaper.
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