>>102435407So this guy walks into a bar and sees a horse sitting up at the counter with a big jar of money in front of him
The Guy asks the barkeep; what's up with this horse?
The Barkeep says the Horse has this racket see, he sits there and you pay him $20 to get him to laugh and if you succeed you get all the money in the jar.
So the Guy goes over and whispers something to the Horse. The Horse begins to smirk, then chuckle, then full on laughing.
The Guy takes the jar, pays his tab and leaves.
About a month later the Guy comes back to the bar, and the Horse is back with his jar. The Guy goes back to the barkeep and asks what the Horses racket is this time.
Same deal, now you just have to make him cry.
So the Guy goes over to the Horse and half a minute later the Horse is just bawling, just devastated.
The Guy grabs the jar and goes to pay his tab but the Barkeep stops him
Hey Mac, how'd you win that money twice?
So the Guy says to the Barkeep; Well the first tim I told him my cock was bigger than his.
That is funny, what did you say to him the second time?
I didn't say a word
I just showed him 
