>>101933565Hello Lincoln, it's been a long time.... I'll cut to the chase. I'll tell you why I'm here. You seee... I've had enough, everyone has had enough. No moore of you and your 'dates,' your emails, no more sweetheart searches... You see, your virginity is my business and mine to control, not yours.
Allow me to... Clue you in on my plan. You see, I went out. At night. To the streets of Minnesota. There I found every prostitute and hooker I could find, and I told them... I have your mugshot (insert picture of Lincoln wearing Lynn's underwear). "Give this man nothing, he deserves nothing."
So you see... Lincoln... I have all the cards. And you gotta play by the hand... I deal you.
