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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 01:03:44 2018 No.101077943 View Reply Original Report

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If the volcano episode on the amazonian island implied johnny isn't a virgin. How does he still manage to have zero luck with the ladies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:06:58 No.101077985 Report

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>>101077943
What? Why would having sex once guarantee him more sex in the future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:07:29 No.101077991 Report

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>>101077943
We're shown his failures on-screen, his successes happen off-screen.
It wouldn't be funny if he asked a girl out and she took his date after a brief chat, would it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:07:56 No.101077995 Report

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>>101077943
He went to a prostitute with the allowance his mom gave him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:08:19 No.101078003 Report

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It's not hard to find someone to fuck you once. Being able to consistently get ladies is totally different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:08:23 No.101078005 Report

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>>101077991
it works sometimes though, but the joke is that there is something wrong with the lady and Johnny has some standards

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:09:14 No.101078012 Report

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>>101078005
Right, I forgot about the werewolf lady.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:09:27 No.101078016 Report

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>>101078005
For one thing, he draws the line at bestiality despite talking animals showing him more affection than human women do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:09:34 No.101078018 Report

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He just takes the boomhauer approach. Even if you're Chad it doesn't work on everyone.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:09:49 No.101078024 Report

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>>101077991
>>101078005

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:12:09 No.101078051 Report

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>>101078024
So is the joke here that he turned down something clearly more attractive than a human woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:13:18 No.101078066 Report

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>>101078051
Johnny isn't a /k/ommando.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:14:17 No.101078086 Report

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>>101078051
johnny got set up with the antelope on a blind date, and despite not really being interested decided to be a gentleman and see the date through to the end

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:16:07 No.101078115 Report

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>>101077943
He probably got laid a lot early in highschool.
Then the women around him grew up, but he didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:17:04 No.101078124 Report

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>>101077985
You missed the point. If he isn't successful with women, *how* did he ever get laid in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:17:36 No.101078130 Report

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>>101077943
>How does he still manage to have zero luck with the ladies?

In reality Johnny is exactly the kind of guy that takes home shitfaced college sluts from a bar every Friday and Saturday night, but clearly we're not going to get to see that in a children's cartoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:19:07 No.101078156 Report

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>>101078130
There's that, and the fact that you were supposed to laugh at Johnny, not with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:44:08 No.101078516 Report

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>>101078024
>Right this way, /k/

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:46:56 No.101078554 Report

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Didn't he bang Velma?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 01:49:35 No.101078596 Report

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>>101078124
Because sex isn't that hard to get, literally millions of people are doing it right now.
...I am not one of those people, but it isn't like some elusive treasure you must undergo Chad Trials for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 03:05:41 No.101079808 Report

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>>101078124
He was probably lying to the Amazons about not being a virgin to impress them
Male virginity is not a sought after trait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 03:07:04 No.101079839 Report

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>>101078124
Likely as a fluke. Johnny's an attractive guy, and he's no douchebag, but he's extremely emotionally underdeveloped. So in a scenario where she gets in bed before he can say anything too unbearably stupid, there's a chance that he could have gotten some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 03:13:56 No.101079946 Report

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who's the female equivalent of JB? Minerva Mink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 03:19:37 No.101080033 Report

Quoted By: >>101081281

Odds are its a Boomhauer situation- he just does the same old macking on ladies until one actually responds to it. Always wondered who it might have been headcanon is Velma but w/e.
>>101078516
Fuck you I thought I'd purged that story from my memory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 03:20:38 No.101080050 Report

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I have zero luck with women and I'm not a virgin. Of course, I have to pay every time I want to have sex. Then I'm disappointed about it and get sad again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 03:22:30 No.101080084 Report

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>>101077943
I think the volcano spit him out because not even it could stand Johnny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:03:10 No.101081281 Report

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>>101080033
>Odds are its a Boomhauer situation- he just does the same old macking on ladies until one actually responds to it.
that's basically it, with Boomhauer we see the successes for the most part, Johnny the failures

Quagmire is somewhere in the middle

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:09:11 No.101081342 Report

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He was a virgin. But even a virgin-loving volcano will reject him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:21:13 No.101081469 Report

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>>101077943
Because getting pity sex from your mom is still sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:31:17 No.101081564 Report

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>>101078124
Because seeing the time(s) he's successful aren't good plots for the comedy the show was going for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:43:35 No.101081674 Report

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>>101079808
From what I recall he was rejected by the volcano which would only accept a virgin sacrifice thus implying Johnny isn't a virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 05:50:29 No.101081761 Report

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>>101078124
>>101077943
he was molested as a child

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:11:09 No.101081972 Report

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>>101077943
Because pic related is canon.

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 06:27:52 No.101082154 Report

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY

You just have to try till you do. KOTH explained it best

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:23:40 No.101083247 Report

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Didn't it say maiden? That would bar all men from being accepted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 08:26:50 No.101083264 Report

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it was the gazelle.

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