>>107603515Because when they aren't wank fuel the audience may want the character to be, if not with them then happy, but gays will never be happy.
Because being gay is unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, dull-witted, dull, slow-witted, witless, slow, dunce-like, simpleminded, empty-headed, vacuous, vapid, halfwitted, idiotic, moronic, imbecilic, obtuse, doltish.