Actual artistic work of fiction and falsehood inbound: Jesus had enough buttsex to free everyone in Rome and give them a lifetime supply of love
But then no matter how they tried they couldn't untangle the institutions which limited their ability to speak their love properly
Which is why, after exploration, conquest and immigration for a century, it had all thinned out except for a small bubble in the middle that knew about bums. And that's now everyone EXCEPT the Catholic church