P: I've been thinking.
N: What's with the edgy face? You're not a Persona character.
P: That'd suck, so please knock it off. (I look nothing like them)
P: Anyway, I thought I'd look manlier and be more popular if I grew a beard too-
G: Stop thinking.
P: That was fast.
I: It would look awful.
P: And blunt.
N: You don't even have pubes yet-
P: I TOTALLY DO!
[10 years later]
P: W-wait, what are you going to do with that shaver?!
N: That thing is an insult. (Time to knock you down a peg)
P: How about you shave yours first?!