>certificate in a trade
>any job I want, as long as it's pulling wire
>$14/hr starting
>get to wear black hoodies with graphics that say: IM AN ELECTRICIAN, BORN IN NOVEMBER, STEP ON THE FLAG, AND YOU BETTER DIE
>Eat Bojangles whenever I want
>Come home from a long day at work, my 300lb wife has got dinner ready
>Watch Fox news and crack open a bud lite
>At least I'm not in that libtard union
