>>3045608When I walked into the store I noticed through the reflection on the entrance's crystal that the guy pulled out his phone and apparently took a photo of my butt while making a memey face biting his lower lip. Then I decided to kill some time inside the store because I didn't really have any money on me and I didn't want to be caught lying about being part of a local soccer team. Once I got back home and took a shower, I decided to check the guy's facebook profile and I was dissapointed to find out that the he was actually younger than me (26) instead of a horny balding guy in his 40s.
It made me appreciate the fact that people still call me "lad" because they legit believe I'm in my early 20s instead of early 30s and that my buttocks still got game despite years of not doing any buttock-focused training since I quit American Football after concluding my college education. If anything now I feel inspired to get my buttocks back to their prime by doing 2-hours of buttock exercises every day like I used to do back in middle school while watching Telenovelas with my dementia ridden grandmother.
