>>3017840THERE it is!
Wrestling at its BEST!
The Full Anal Nelson would definitely be a submission move of epic proportions in this federation. But ALL these moves look spectacular!
Being fucked into submission looks so devastating and cool, and the 'Spurting Suplex' is pretty awesome as well, but can you imagine cumming off the top rope RIGHT into a 'Bore Puncher' or getting 'Deep-Throat Power Bombed'?!!
YOW!!!
COMMENTATORS (5-time Bara-Weight Champion, MACHO MANHANDLER KNOB GRABSON AND MEAN JEAN CLITWILLY):
Macho Man: "YEEEAH!!! THIS little, boys, is where the REAL men cum to wrassle and grab-ass!! And we do it with flair and POWER!!! And your sweet ass ain't SAFE just because you're a punk spectator, either! All the testosterone we got waifing around in this stadium has turned a lot of you lesser male bitches watching all this action and gettin' all moist between your legs into droolin', squealin', sissified superfans right in front of your girlfriends. I've seen it happen, Cream Jean!!! I've done it to 'em!!!"
Clitwilly: "That's Mean Jean."
"Whatever, baby dick! I've cucked my share of 'em! Let me tell ya! HA-HAAA!!! But what I'm really sayin' is, THIS is where we find out whose wear tights to fight or tights to get fucked! THIS is where if you're lying on that mat, it better be on your back with a hard-on!
THIS is the TDSWF!
Total Domination and Submission Wrestling Federation!
OOOOOOOOO-YEEEEEEEEAH!!"
