SFX : Clack (door)
 SFX : Piii-piii (rice cooker) Chop chop chop
 SFX : Cracks
 Video - Waaahahaha
 Video - Jiggle, jiggle, ji-ji-ji-ji-jiggle
 Video - Waaaaaaah
Aisuke - I don't get those memes... (it can be translated as joke or video, but as Seven and the kids do the same thing later, I think it's rather appropriate to use 'meme'. You guys are the judges)
 SFX : Piin poon (bell sound)
Friend - Aisuke~!
 Aisuke - Don't use my first name !
 Friend - Why though, it's a nice name, it's love you know.
- Love is everything for humans, love will save the world, dude.
Aisuke - If that love could save the world there would be no volcanic eruptions nor great earthquakes...
Narrator?? - Those happen because there isn't enough love! For sure!
 Friend - Anyway, it seems that love is sprouting between me and my girlfriend but I'm broke.
- Lend me your room.
Aisuke - 1000 Y for one hour.
 Friend - What the heeel, dude it's more expensive than Kara-heaven! (a karaoke it seems)
Aisuke - Well if you complain just go to your cheap-ass Kara-heaven so office workers can peek on you guys.
 Aisuke - And with that, the walls in my building are really thin.
- If your girl is loud just don't bother.
(small text) - Don't need the neighbors thinking I brought her and telling my mom...
 Aisuke - And you know what, the worst of all is your goddamn sweat and juices on the futon I'm supposed to sleep in.
- You get that? The grossness in sleeping in someone else's fluids?
(small text) - Even worse, YOUR fluids!
Friend - Think of it as a part of our love that we share.
Aisuke - DON'T FUCK WITH ME, DICKHEAD! I'll kill you!
 Friend - Pleaaase, don't say that.
- I'm usually there when you need me so... 500 Yen for one hour, okay??