>>2275871a bit of a look tells me you CAN breed ghost pokemon, so that makes me wonder about ghost semen. say you wanted to study them and tried to collect a vial of iunno, haunter semen, what would happen? youd squirt it into a vial and it would, what, just go through it? would it splatter on the floor or just fall to the center of the earth. if it falls to the center of the earth, and heat dosent destroy it, then does that mean the center of the earth in pokemon has not only a big lava molten core, but in this, a core of ghost pokemon semen?
seems like it could be dangerous as well for ghost pokemon who spend any time underground, since youd have globs of semen racing from one side of the earth to the other, eventually having gravity pull it to the center.
BUT WAIT, what if ghost pokemon semen dosent react to gravity either? could you shoot it at satellites and effectively send information with it? "two globs yes, one glob no" sorta thing? you could use this on earth as well, to send data through solid walls and moutains. like some sorta morse code system, where if you want to say yes, you a few ghost pokemon to have a circle jerk and then fire them in succession towards whatever your communicating with? maybe, use it to leave signs in space, like a giant billboard of ghost semen just shaped in the words of "danger, asteroids ahead" or something?
AND we know that PEOPLE can become ghosts, since ash died in that one episode. what happens when two ghost people has sex, then return to their bodies? would your real bodies become pregnent or...whatever? what would happen if you tried to collect ghost human bodily fluids?
anyways. back to gay pokemans
