>>2564877Thor: That’s a fucking terrible idea.
Loki: C’mon! This is a great plan. This will work.
Thor: A great plan? Like that time you planned to get fucked by a horse?
Loki: Why do you keep bringing that up?
Thor: Because that’s weird Loki! That’s bestiality!
Loki: It’s NOT bestiality if I am also a horse at the time.
Thor: I find it really disturbing that you even thought of doing that. I still have nightmares about watching you give birth.
Loki: Oh but you love your nephew!
Thor: Sleipnir is a good horse- all the same. If I get fucked by a horse doing this. I’ll kill you.
Loki: I find that scenario particularly unlikely.