>>2554382sorry, friendo, but i'm a 6'6" 270 (2m, 123kg if you're metric) half polish brick wall of a line cook with a thick beard and receding hairline. i couldn't be a trap if Buddha directly intervened to make it so.
i will, however, gladly wine, dine, date, and fuck any trap that looks good in a skirt. that's really my only physical requirement. look good in a skirt/dress.
