I'm so ugly I cross the street to avoid people seeing the uglier side of my face. I have no chance at a decent life because I am grotesque.

I've never seen other animals apart from beagles with faces that visually differ so blatantly as to allow for situations like this. I don't think it's just interpretation as the differences can often be measured by inches, where many animals probably differ by much more miniscule amounts. No Yorkshire Terrier has a nose off on one side of their face.