>>14110439I did. She comes from a sheltered Christian background, and was conditioned from birth to be the perfect wife for a worthy man. She was kept from sluts and slut culture growing up from her parents, and has a high IQ that precludes the more obvious shitty female behavior. She's also as kinky and sexually insatiable as I am due to her sheltered upbringing, but she's also extremely unlikely to slut around for the same reason. They don't make them like her anymore, however. You poor bastards have to make a compromise between good-looking whore and not-quite-as-good-looking wife.
tldr I found the last unicorn and snatched up that snatch. You're shit out of luck. We live in a stochastic universe, so I may be wrong, but the odds are on my side of being right.
