MIT studies me

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I am the subject of academic research conducted by large team of scientific investigators at MIT.
I have no interest in their predictable pedestrian opinions and commonplace attitudes, I didn't even bother to read picrel, but they are fascinated by what little they're capable of understanding about me.
How ironic that the self-titled geniuses of MIT are so uninteresting and that I, a lowly State U attendee is the center of their attention. I didn't even have to try hard to get here either, I bet all the MIT bores sweated and licked ass to get to be as insipid as they are. My IQ must be at least double whatever their's are. It takes such a rare brand of genius to qualify for MIT that the school manages to fill every available slot every semester so from that I can estimate that my IQ is probably in the range of 150-200.