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Anonymous Thu 14 Oct 07:00:29 2021 No.13749823 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13749832

Scientifically how do I stop beating my dick
Don’t make this a thread on whether or not it’s bad, just focus on how

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Oct 2021 07:07:44 No.13749832 Report

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>>13749823
Cut off the circulation to your penis with small, strong, rubber bands.
Numb your penis in a bowl of ice with a little water.
Insert a catheter all the way into your bladder.
Cut around the catheter.
Let the rubber bands close what's left of your shaft around the catheter.
Proceed to the nearest Emergency Department.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Oct 2021 07:13:42 No.13749843 Report

Quoted By: >>13749849 >>13749856

You beat it because you don't have a hot bunny willing to spread her legs for you on demand, right? If the answer is yes, then we've made progress, because now we simply need to ask how to have a hot bunny willing to spread her legs for you on demand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Oct 2021 07:16:12 No.13749849 Report

Quoted By: >>13749981

>>13749843
Women are actually human beings, anon. Talk to one someday, if you get the chance and the courage at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Oct 2021 07:21:31 No.13749856 Report

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i beat my dick so many times every day this week (and for some weeks before) that my balls ache like theyre full randomly and i wake up with erections again
it pushed me after a while to go and look for ways to get laid. and it worked
being sexually active you can just "not jerk off" easily. or you can keep doing it, who cares? its natural to do this otherwise we wouldnt do it
>>13749843
hot
what if he doesnt actually like bunnies tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Oct 2021 08:37:11 No.13749981 Report

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>>13749849
>Women are actually human beings
Tell the hot bunnies that

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