>>13653869Get ready for my normie list, you fags will call it bad but it has reason behind it
• Unironically mr beast, I feel like he's dumb but not full retard, he has good outreach, and as long as his friends don't come with him he won't act retarded the whole time
• A flat earther, preferably someone who unironically believes it but is willing to change their position—also has to be someone who a lot of other flat earthers look up to
• C418, Grant Kirkhope, or Koji Kondo. Or Marty O'donnell. Someone who could write a nice soundtrack based off their experience
• A boeing executive, they will try to seethe the whole time but they will be so excited they won't be able to fucking hide it
• A congressman, notably Patrick Leahy (replacement to Richard Shelby on the Senate Committee on Appropriations)
• Estronaut or someone with a good knowledge of film and documentation, with a contractual agreement that he won't film himself talking the whole time. He will focus on filming others and the ship itself
• My boomer father or my brother for the clout
• One of you from /sfg/ because I can't choose myself and you deserve a seat
