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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 02:58:56 2021 No.13379517 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13379573 >>13379728 >>13379760 >>13380239 >>13382200 >>13383632 >>13383817 >>13383890 >>13383971 >>13385515 >>13385611 >>13385854 >>13385857 >>13385865 >>13385875 >>13385879

Explain.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:22:57 No.13379573 Report

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>>13379517
Big shart

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:27:56 No.13379586 Report

Quoted By: >>13379668 >>13381946

Judging by the jocular reaction of everyone around this person, I'd say a surgically removed dildo that some fag got stuck up his asshole? Nurses would normally dispose of fecal waste more discreetly and would not be carrying it around in the open like that. That looks to be near an entrance, so that makes it an emergency department... American by the look of it.

File name deliberately misleading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:39:33 No.13379616 Report

Quoted By: >>13379645 >>13385956

Working on finding out which hospital this is, almost done enhancing the name badge of the nurse, this image has been floating around for a couple of months... very unprofessional. Biohazardous waste must be bagged, you don't just carry it around in a hallway.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:50:21 No.13379639 Report

Quoted By: >>13379643 >>13379671 >>13383806 >>13385729 >>13385956

The hospital where this happened was Houston Methodist Hospital at 6565 Fannin St., Houston, TX 77030

inb4 dox it's a public business in violation of about 20 different rules

compare the logo on her name badge with the one on the outside of the hospital

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:51:19 No.13379643 Report

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>>13379639
You are a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:52:27 No.13379645 Report

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>>13379616
shit isn't Biohazardous waste

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:55:36 No.13379646 Report

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I will qualify that by pointing out that Texas has another location in San Antonio. The floor tiles of the San Antonio location match up better.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 03:57:35 No.13379647 Report

Quoted By: >>13379665

This is what the floor tiles of the Houston location look like

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:00:24 No.13379650 Report

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7700 Floyd Curl Dr. San Antonio, TX 78229 is the address of this hospital

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:18:09 No.13379662 Report

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My autistic friend, no one cares, it's just an entertaining picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:18:12 No.13379663 Report

Quoted By: >>13379669 >>13382115

>>13379645
It can be in extreme circumstances.

Plus, the "turd" looks a little too plasticy to be shit. Looks like vinyl, if anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:20:48 No.13379665 Report

Quoted By: >>13380135

>>13379647
how the fuck did you get google street view inside of a fucking hospital

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:21:47 No.13379668 Report

Quoted By: >>13379673 >>13379782

>>13379586
>surgically removed dildo
No it's definitely poop. A dildo would never be so evenly coated. I've had a similarly massive shit myself and I'm not surprised someone went to the ER for it. I'm sure it's laying straight like that because somebody had to guide it out into the pan.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:21:52 No.13379669 Report

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>>13379663
If this is a personal army request, it was a clever enough one that I didn't care. Check the hospital's reviews page, I took care of the situation.

Nurses are the most promiscuous class of females you could ever encounter and I'm sorry you had to go through what must have been a difficult breakup. Hopefully you learn from this.

They will certainly be firing the slut and if they have any good sense, they'll fire everyone seen in the photo as well as the person who took the photo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:22:24 No.13379671 Report

Quoted By: >>13379675

>>13379639
I don't work there but walk inside of it pretty often on my way to another hospital. Their badges don't currently look like that. There are other Methodist hospitals.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:23:13 No.13379673 Report

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>>13379668
Whatever the case may be, fecalmatter should never be carried around in the open like that and the behavior of the staff was clearly unprofessional. All will be shitcanned, no pun.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:24:13 No.13379675 Report

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>>13379671
Yes they do and there is only one Methodist location with those floor tiles. The photo was only taken about 2-3 months ago.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:33:59 No.13379691 Report

Quoted By: >>13379740

Why did you go out with a nurse? Haven't you heard all those stories from different hospitals where every nurse in the hospital got knocked up at the same time? How did you think those situations came to pass?

There's a psychology behind women wanting to be nurses and a history that goes back to Florence Nightingale of nurses sleeping with everyone. There's the ones that sleep with patients, the ones that sleep with doctors, and the ones that sleep with the niggers that mop the floor of the Methodist Hospital. They're all young, in their 20s, not smart enough to be doctors, psychologically damaged, fit enough to withstand being on their feet all day, have a high tolerance for disgusting sights and smells... get the picture?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 04:52:55 No.13379714 Report

Quoted By: >>13379730

>>13379675
I don't know why you're obsessed with this, but anyways theses are nurses from an article from last year. You can see they use a more modern badge that has the methodist logo without the cross (like the one on their scrubs). This is the only one I've seen people use.

PS even Houston Methodist (not to mention SA, other Methodist hospitals) has multiple campuses, even full fledged hospitals outside the Texas Medical Center location in 77030

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 05:00:10 No.13379728 Report

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>>13379517

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 05:00:45 No.13379730 Report

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>>13379714
Also different tiles

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 05:07:01 No.13379740 Report

Quoted By: >>13379755 >>13380195

>>13379691
>Not smart enough to be doctors
I'm no expert on the process of becoming a doctor, but don't you have to be a nurse for a certain allotted amount of time before you're allowed to become a doctor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 05:19:23 No.13379755 Report

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>>13379740
Doctor: 4 year bachelor's in X with premed prerequisite courses + medical scholl

Nurse: typically 2 year assossiate's degree

No overlap in training

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 05:20:59 No.13379760 Report

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>>13379517
An African American newborn

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 05:32:57 No.13379782 Report

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>>13379668
Poop that large wouldn't be that long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 09:09:47 No.13380135 Report

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>>13379665
kek

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 09:35:00 No.13380179 Report

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I remember seeing the original. Pretty sure it was from opiods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 09:49:23 No.13380195 Report

Quoted By: >>13383327

>>13379740
>don't you have to be a plumber for a certain allotted amount of time before you're allowed to become an engineer?

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 10:12:04 No.13380239 Report

Quoted By: >>13381804

>>13379517
Imagine how destroyed your asshole would be after snapping off that monster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 15:56:48 No.13381804 Report

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>>13380239
but also the relief of not carrying a massive 2kg turd in your bowels

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 16:19:48 No.13381946 Report

Quoted By: >>13383809

>>13379586
>jocular
Adding this to my vocabulary

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 16:48:46 No.13382115 Report

Quoted By: >>13382299

>>13379663
if it was shit that was surgically removed it would be in pieces so he either shat that behemoth out or it's a dildo

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 17:07:22 No.13382200 Report

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>>13379517
CACA

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Anonymous Sun 11 Jul 2021 17:39:14 No.13382299 Report

Quoted By: >>13383282

>>13382115
Probably shat out after some kind relaxation for the sphincter or manual dilation

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 00:11:59 No.13383282 Report

Quoted By: >>13383321 >>13384027

>>13382299
i am no doctor but i don't think an unexperienced rectum can dilate enough to pass that 8th world wonder

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 00:28:53 No.13383313 Report

Quoted By: >>13383752

I doubt this is real. Most patient "admittance" rooms (with a bed, not emergency) nowadays have a toilet in the patient's room or immediately adjacent, because it's the fastest, cheapest way to dispose of urine that you have for whatever reason. Plus any hospital is going to have milk of magnesia or another stool softener on hand.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 00:32:15 No.13383321 Report

Quoted By: >>13383794

>>13383282
You can pass huge shits if you have to. I spent four days in jail without one usable toilet and had to pass something similar afterward. You just sit on the john for an hour and wait for it to come bit by bit. Once you've got it started, you damn sure won't want to stop.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 00:35:16 No.13383327 Report

Quoted By: >>13383347

>>13380195
No but that unironically sounds like a great idea. Force prospective engineers to work in a trade for a few years to remove any retarded "engineering superiority complex" before they're allowed to design and build shit.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 00:46:50 No.13383347 Report

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>>13383327
Architects and structural engineers both get certified on an apprenticeship basis separate from their degrees. It doesn't remove the arrogance, it enhances it, because you have to work all sorts of connections just to get the apprenticeship.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 02:31:00 No.13383632 Report

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>>13379517
Bono

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:24:38 No.13383752 Report

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>>13383313
That log woulg clog any toilet desu

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:41:44 No.13383785 Report

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>>13379728
based. we need more logs.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:45:08 No.13383794 Report

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>>13383321
>Once you've got it started, you damn sure won't want to stop.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:52:47 No.13383805 Report

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how has nobody figured it out yet? its from an opioid junkie... he didn't shit for a long time because of opioid induced constipation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:53:24 No.13383806 Report

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>>13379639
>SHE HELD A SHIT

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:55:42 No.13383809 Report

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>>13381946
Elementary school tier vocab. Embarrassing

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 03:59:31 No.13383817 Report

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>>13379517
the penile warts are a nice touch

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 04:55:23 No.13383890 Report

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>>13379517
Doesn't the poop follow the intestine shape?
I mean this is a straight turgid log

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 05:31:23 No.13383971 Report

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>>13379517
This was photoshopped. You can tell by the different lighting, as well as the lower left edge of the receptacle. Also some smearing by the girl's hands and the left tip of the turd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 05:55:49 No.13384027 Report

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>>13383282
Why assume it came from an untrained rectum?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 06:06:06 No.13384045 Report

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Image is fake. Entirely cg

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 16:58:41 No.13385407 Report

Quoted By: >>13385476

If we were to control the NSA would we spend most of the resources on bullshit such as finding the source on the jumbo poop?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 17:18:21 No.13385476 Report

Quoted By: >>13385620

>>13385407
Personally I would just release all the data and software free to the public. In the final moments before the Internet becomes completely unusable we could satisfy our curiosity about matters such as this.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 17:29:27 No.13385515 Report

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>>13379517
>Janny hard at work (which he does for free)
>2021, colorized

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 18:07:21 No.13385611 Report

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>>13379517
it looks like a banana covered in nutella desu

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 18:10:02 No.13385620 Report

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>>13385476
They did open-source Ghidra which was pretty nice desu.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 18:45:53 No.13385729 Report

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>>13379639
You know that's a universal logo for the Methodist denomination used everywhere, right?

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 19:01:39 No.13385758 Report

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Opiate junkie can't poop gets impacted bowel. Goes to hospital gets enema and laxatives to pass it.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 19:58:35 No.13385854 Report

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>>13379517

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 20:00:03 No.13385857 Report

Quoted By: >>13386404

>>13379517
>Congratulations Jamal, it's a boy!

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 20:06:28 No.13385865 Report

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>>13379517
reminder

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 20:10:23 No.13385875 Report

Quoted By: >>13386388

>>13379517
Someone post the edit where the nurse is a jannie and the man behind her is a smug pepe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 20:11:46 No.13385879 Report

Quoted By: >>13385901

>>13379517
imagine how satisfying it must be to pass something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 20:27:01 No.13385901 Report

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>>13385879
And knowing there's a nursoid holding the pan on the receiving end

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 20:45:10 No.13385956 Report

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>>13379616
>>13379639
Let me guess: she's your ex and you are mad she dumped your sorry ass for a nigger or a mexican.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 23:31:03 No.13386388 Report

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>>13385875
how will nurses ever recover? (they cannot)

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Anonymous Mon 12 Jul 2021 23:35:11 No.13386404 Report

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>>13385857

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