>>13349738I like to take a tissue, separate it into 1 ply pieces.
I take one of the 1 ply tissues and wind up a corner so it's like a long spike, and then I slowly insert it into my ear. When I put it in far enough I can feel my tympanic membrane, you know you hit it when it sounds like there's water in your ear, that low pitched bodily hum.
I then "fuck" my ear canal, over and over, and the millions of nerve endings in there fire off like a 4th of July firework show at Disney.
It hurts but feels good at the same time.
It feels better than sex, but I get no release. There is no climax, no orgasm from fucking my ear.