>>13341255I used to have a shelf toilet, so this would not be a problem. The turd did not fall directly into the water, but rested on a shelf. The flush would then push the stool over the edge into a basin recessed behind your sitting position. This had the secondary advantage that your handiwork would, prior to flushing, rest presented for your examination, whether you wished to judge it's consistency for health reasons, or merely to admire the fruit of your efforts.
It did have it downsides. In the event of a particularly long curler, the anterior point would sometimes make contact with the shelf prior to any pinching off at the other end. The added resistance would cause the slider to exit at an oblique angle and smear itself over one arse cheek. In addition, particularly impressive efforts would often have far too much mass for the flush to get any lateral movement going. They would stand there, like proud monuments jutting out of a porcelain sea, while the waves lapped ineffectually around them.
