It is said that smoking a cigarette takes away 11 minutes of your life. Therefore, by contraposition not smoking a cigarette gives you 11 minutes of life. If you smoked 1/11 th of a cigarette, you would lose 1 minute for fraction you smoked but gain 10 minutes for the 10/11 ths you didn't smoke, a net gain of 9 minutes. There are 24*60 = 1440 minutes in a day. If you divide that by 9 (minutes gained per cigarette) you get 160. If you smoke 1/11 th of 160 cigarettes you will gain 24 hours. If you do that each day, you will gain 24 hours each day meaning your life replenishes just as fast as time passes, allowing you to live forever. Problem DoctorFags?