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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 12:18:56 2021 No.13334390 View Reply Original Report

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I have been Modernaized. ama

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:20:16 No.13334393 Report

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>>13334390
damn son nice cock

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:20:37 No.13334394 Report

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>>13334390
Just got the second dose of Pfizer yesterday. Holy Hell it's like I'm completely useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:31:17 No.13334419 Report

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>>13334394
Kek I literally had zero symptoms with both of my shots. Looks like they didn't give you the placebo anon. Sorry, but you won't be making it to the underground bunker eutopia that's been planned for the chosen ones.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:33:15 No.13334425 Report

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>>13334390
I took the Moderna vaccine and my dick shrunk half an inch

fucking hell I should have NEVER let this Jew poison in my system

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:37:14 No.13334437 Report

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>>13334419
>Sorry, but you won't be making it to the underground bunker eutopia that's been planned for the chosen ones.
The symptoms are due to your body fusing with the nanobots. They will only let you in if you pass the test of being compatible with the machines, in order to enter the new world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:37:32 No.13334439 Report

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>>13334425
At least your dick still works. I literally haven't got hard since I got my shot last week. My gf is begging me to fuck her and I can't because I have a limp noodle. Fucking hell man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:39:20 No.13334444 Report

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>>13334394
both my mother and me had pfizer and it was horrible. i was laying in bed with two blankets and once shit my pants

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:39:34 No.13334445 Report

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>>13334419
I envy you so much. It's felt like the worst flu of my life, all my joints ached so much I couldn't even move for a while, horrible headache and so much fatigue I was wobbly when I walked.

Thank god it's significantly better today, but I can definitely see how this might kill off some people inadvertently.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:40:48 No.13334449 Report

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>>13334394
>>13334439
>>13334444
>>13334445
Genetic refuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:43:19 No.13334455 Report

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>>13334445
>It's felt like the worst flu of my life, all my joints ached so much I couldn't even move for a while, horrible headache and so much fatigue I was wobbly when I walked.
Had these symptoms after the first shot...and they say the second is worse

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 12:43:33 No.13334456 Report

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>>13334439
I'm >>13334394
Weirdly enough before the fatigue got terrible I was extremely horny a few hours after the shot. I fapped 3 times over an hour and a half. Now that the fatigue is starting to wear off I can feel the horniness coming back.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 13:06:48 No.13334505 Report

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>>13334456
Holy shit what are they putting in these vaccines bros? Whenever I look at anything remotely sexual I get hard.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 13:24:45 No.13334541 Report

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>>13334456
>>13334505
>schizos told us it was a population reduction plot, but the vaccines were actually meant to boost fertility
Based globohomo

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Jesus Mon 28 Jun 2021 13:45:34 No.13334585 Report

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>>13334390
you will never be a man

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 13:55:09 No.13334600 Report

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>>13334541
My loads are thicker and shoot further distances than they ever did before I got vaxxed. Did the nanobots fix my dick?

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:04:34 No.13334610 Report

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>>13334600
What if your balls are now producing sperm that isn't yours? Hypothetically they could be modified to replace certain genes and you are literally breeding the new slave class...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:10:02 No.13334623 Report

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>>13334505
Nothing to do with vaccines. You're just more in touch with your body and your driver after suffering together. Also, probably you feel genetically more viable since you survive a struggle with a (virtual)ilneess.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:17:54 No.13334638 Report

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>>13334623
I am white, so my ancestors died from plagues a lot. Maybe we've evolved a immune-sexual response. Hypothetically if you were about to be symptomatic for a deadly plague and your immune system is gearing up, going out and fucking a woman would have a higher chance of passing on your genes.

I have noticed that I've gotten horny before sickness in the past.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:23:30 No.13334653 Report

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>>13334638
>Hypothetically if you were about to be symptomatic for a deadly plague and your immune system is gearing up, going out and fucking a woman would have a higher chance of passing on your genes.
I believe this isn't quite the case, as it's quite a short term for evolution to make a change to the whole immune system. It's more simplistic and as much in animal kingdom it's about fitness. Every organism who is more apt to fight off illnesses would rank higher with accordance to sexual selection

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:37:53 No.13334679 Report

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>>13334638
infection rate could cause some shift towards the r type end of the spectrum

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:44:43 No.13334692 Report

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good job on cutting yourself out of the genepool
next summer all girls profiles on tinder are gonna read
>no vaccinated men please

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:49:03 No.13334698 Report

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>>13334692
>Girls don't like protection
I bet you think most girls also say no men with condoms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 14:49:57 No.13334701 Report

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>>13334610
>tfw the vaccine has cucked me out of being able to reproduce because my sperm has been replaced with tyrone’s sperm
My gf has been enjoying sex more with me lately...

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 15:03:01 No.13334723 Report

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>>13334692
lmao yeah buddy I'm sure they will

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 15:45:45 No.13334831 Report

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>>13334445
I got AstraZeneca yesterday.My experience was the same.My forehead was burning and I was very confused.At one point I was thinking about corruption in a Japanese company that somehow also involved the chinese.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Jun 2021 16:06:00 No.13334877 Report

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>>13334419
Hello, I'm a no symptoms chad as well.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 04:04:19 No.13336940 Report

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>>13334390
how you feeling, OP? I need the jab soon for work :/

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 04:09:11 No.13336949 Report

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>>13334390
proofs?

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 04:14:38 No.13336962 Report

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>>13334390
listen to this for further modernization op

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 04:17:31 No.13336967 Report

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>>13334877
same here, pfizerbro here (April)
I caught some other cold two weeks ago, obviously it was minor and I'm over that.
"Vaxx side effects" are such a meme

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 06:07:16 No.13337168 Report

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I took Moderna and I started shedding all my hair and having awful hemmerhoids. I wish I never took this shit WTF.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 06:32:44 No.13337204 Report

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>>13334831
My personal vax haze thoughts were just complete gibberish, but I thought it was Spanish. Later I dreamed I was helping mexicans cross the border and they were screaming spanish at me.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 08:00:25 No.13337319 Report

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>>13334390
Good goy

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 08:09:25 No.13337336 Report

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I don't get it.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Jun 2021 08:18:03 No.13337359 Report

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>>13337336
>modernaized
>moderna
cuck op got vaccinated

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