>>13322957He was my annoying fat uncle. He bought a bunch of land and dumped mountain Dew and Sprite into it. There was so much that it connected to the Black Sea and since nobody wanted to claim it, we decided to let him have it as a punishment. Now he hangs out in his boat all day slurping the sprite and dubbing the dew. One day he'll come home, but it won't be until he's travelled the entirety of his personal sea. I hope Azov is alright. He could be annoying, but he was still my uncle.
