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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 12:15:24 2021 No.13314378 View Reply Original Report

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please /sci/ tell me how to win the lottery, I'm desperate

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:20:09 No.13314390 Report

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>>13314378
Buy all the tickets. Are you dumb?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:20:47 No.13314392 Report

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>>13314378
Buy one ticket for every possible number. Simple.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:39:42 No.13314436 Report

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>>13314378
There's button, if you predict numbers and nobody presses it, it goes for different numbers.

I've tried.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:55:05 No.13314463 Report

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>>13314378
Consult a psychic.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 12:57:38 No.13314471 Report

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Just buy crypto dude LOL!!!!!

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:12:27 No.13314506 Report

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>>13314378
It's simple. You got to select the EXACT same numbers that are picked up.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 13:18:29 No.13314526 Report

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Just pick the winning numbers?

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 14:07:02 No.13314632 Report

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>>13314378
Bet on same sets of numbers repeatedly. Or examine pattern of lottery numbers over the year and eliminate certain combos through binary search.

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Anonymous Wed 23 Jun 2021 15:54:01 No.13314947 Report

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>>13314378
Use quantum immortality to ensure your win.
1. Buy a single lottery ticket
2. Construct an apparatus which will gas you with helium if your chosen number does not win the jackpot.
3.a. If quantum immortality is real, congratulations on your lottery win.
3.b. If quantum immortality is bullshit, you are dead and no longer desperate for money.

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