This year, we've made the exciting discovery of many vaccines. Hundreds, possibly! After the COVID-19 vaccine was released, the public was wondering why people who received it were still getting infected. We were told that the reason for this happening is that the COVID-19 vaccine doesn't actually prevent infection, but rather lessens the symptoms of those who are infected. This is incredible news! This means that we've been surrounded by vaccines all this time, some of them even available over the counter, and we didn't even know it! Due to this new redefinition of what constitutes a vaccine, we can celebrate the discovery of vaccines such as...
>Tylenol, the vaccine for pain!
>Band-Aid, the vaccine for minor cuts!
>Crutches, the vaccine for sprained ankles!
>NyQuil, the vaccine for the common cold and the flu! Pic related, it's a DUAL VACCINE.
This thread is to discuss and share advice regarding all of these newly discovered vaccines that have been all around us this whole time, thanks to the amazing healing power of linguistic revisionism.