>>13299054I suspect that a normie wrote this, but anyway:
>>eye contact for no more than 2 seconds, look away at random intervals and look back at random intervalsNormies stare. But apparently there is a correct amount of staring. About 50% when you speak, 70% when you listen.
>>always retain relaxed body languageNot relaxed, normies lose control over their bodies due to the brain damage, they would have to spend extra effort to stand normally instead of waving around like that, which is why they think that's what you do.
>>proper sentence formulationNormies are retarded and cannot understand that grammar carries meaning. It's memorized words and phrases, with the grammar filled in randomly. That is both in my native language and English, so it isn't culture specific.
>>proper sentence pacing, don't talk too fast or too slowNormies cannot process language at the normal pace, but it isn't so much the physical speed in which it is spoken, but the amount of information, that is way too much for them.
>>emotions are shown through facial movements, so if displaying an emotion then make sure to add the proper facial cuesNormies cannot see the emotions that you show automatically, because they don't have any. Nobody outside the west makes those strange grimaces, it's a game normies learned to play.
>>if a subject that interests you comes up, don't rant, ask questions and play dumb if necessaryNo you aren't supposed to do that either. They expect you to say something on the same topic that relates to yourself. When they tell you what they bought, they expect you to talk about what you bought, not to discuss the thing they bought. Normies want others to hear them, two way interactions bother them, as they disturb the show they prepared.
>>don't get too inquisitive but don't appear disinterested eitherNormies never show any interest in another person whatsoever. They want to talk about people, not with people
