This is a call to the author of posts titled:

"An Anonymous Thesis on the Neutrino-Skyrmion-Tachyon Relationship as it Pertains to Gravity, Temporal Mechanics, and Precognition:"

"Microwave-Induced Carcinomas: A New Hypothesis"

"Novel High-Efficiency Mechanism for Converting Thermal Energy into Electrical Energy at Room Temperature Without the Use of Thermal Gradients'

and others such similarly. Please reply to this thread for a discussion on the scientific material you have provided. As proof that you are who you say you are, please provide the name of a particular Simpsons episode.