>>13267436>>13267771Scientifically speaking, the best languages are those which conform to the stereotypes of themselves so strongly that you can generate endless strings of nonsense, and despite it being nonsense, it is still recognizable as "nonsense in that language":
>Xiao lao wing chong zhou long dong>Einzuhaufen ausgeschlaufer verlangensicht zeugenschauen>Koichi no dai gamatsu mono ikaru ne>EtcIf this can't be done with your language, then it is objective proof that your language has no soul.