I LITERALLY did not read ONE fucking course during the entire semester, did not go to ONE fucking gathering, sat on my ass and played VIDEO GAMES during online conferences, began studying 2(TWO) days ago and I just SMASHED the final exam in 15(FIFTEEN) minutes like it was fucking nothing.
Teacher was like
>You're going too far this time. You're gonna stop getting away with it eventually.
I was like
>Bitch, watch me.
I sat UP, whole class AWESTRUCK, strolled over to the teacher and slammed my DICK and the TEST on the table right in front of her.
I turned 360 DEGREES and began walking away.
Bitch was like:
>...Don't you want to wait till the end to see the answers?
I was like:
>No.
My blood composition is 50% CAFFEINE right now, I don't give a FUCK.