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God, I fucking hate mechanical engineers.
I can still see them now, walking around campus with their tight jorts and tanned legs, smiling with their square jaws and wavy hair.
God, I had a huge crush on two cuties in my discrete-math class, and I later learned that both of them were fucking a European guy in the class who was majoring in mechanical engineering -- like, threesomes. How did I find out? He'd recorded the threesomes on his phone, and a mutual acquaintance in the class told him I was good at fixing phones. He was pounding the shit out of those girls.
