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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 19:45:25 2021 No.13244845 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13244881 >>13244982 >>13245202 >>13245272 >>13245378

What the fuck do I do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 19:47:16 No.13244854 Report

Quoted By: >>13244966

hit the books, shoot your phone and your computer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 19:54:31 No.13244881 Report

Quoted By: >>13244963 >>13244966 >>13245210

>>13244845
HUH who'd've thunk it
as told my students, coasting through your prereqs with online cheating is setting yourself up for massive failure down the road

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:10:47 No.13244963 Report

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>>13244881
engrish?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:11:48 No.13244966 Report

Quoted By: >>13244992

>>13244854
>>13244881
Don't get me wrong, I understand the material. I know this because I can pull through the proofs and have managed to do some of my friend's exams for shits and giggles but there is no way in hell that I can go back tositting still for 3 hours thinking about a proof without standing up or having a friend to bounce ideas off of, even if they contribute next to nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:15:22 No.13244982 Report

Quoted By: >>13245016

>>13244845
Become an honest person and change your evil ways.
You got yourself into this trouble because you were uninterested in mastering the necessary sciecne and math needed to pass without cheating. You don't want to be in the sciences, you don't enjoy doing the work necessary to be one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:16:28 No.13244992 Report

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>>13244966
>understand the material
vs
>practiced it and getting it right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:21:06 No.13245016 Report

Quoted By: >>13245056

>>13244982
The cheating is not looking up the answers in stack exchange anon, it's just calling up a classmate and bounce ideas off of each other until one of us (mostly me) comes up with the solution. I don't get why it's so important that we do this shit alone, maybe I could try talking to myself like a fucking sperg and see if that helps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:30:44 No.13245052 Report

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Panic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:32:56 No.13245056 Report

Quoted By: >>13245141

>>13245016
Because in that situation, even if it *is* mostly you coming up with the solution, now your classmate is getting a higher grade than he deserves given his ability

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 20:57:41 No.13245141 Report

Quoted By: >>13245152

>>13245056
what should I do then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:00:01 No.13245152 Report

Quoted By: >>13245204

>>13245141
What did you used to do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:12:49 No.13245202 Report

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>>13244845
Do what I did and cheat through regular school as well. Then cheat through university. Then cheat on your resume, cheat during your job, don't cheat on your wife because you're a fag if you do, cheat through life in general then die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:13:25 No.13245204 Report

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>>13245152
Get itchy in my desk and get Bs and a couple of As

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:14:48 No.13245210 Report

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>>13244881
Bullshit.
Prereqs are a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:18:42 No.13245222 Report

Quoted By: >>13245241 >>13245310

What are some stories you have heard about people cheating in online exams? At my uni people were busted for working together on solutions and literally handing in the same (wrong) proof. I was expecting more from math people, but on the other hand it was a graph theory exam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:24:06 No.13245241 Report

Quoted By: >>13245262

>>13245222
I cheated hardcore last semester on my final for signal analysis.
I printed out all the solutions to the midterms and put them on my desk. We weren't supposed to have any notes.
Then I just looked for similar problems on the final and copied solutions line by line, just substituting in different values.
Didn't understand any of it.
Ended up scraping by with a D. Movin on baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:30:18 No.13245262 Report

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>>13245241
we did all exams as open book exams, because otherwise people would be kind of encouraged to cheat with notes. Even better in my opinion would be to only use oral exams

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:32:35 No.13245272 Report

Quoted By: >>13245317

>>13244845
1. Do not think dishonestly.
2. The Way is in training.
3. Become acquainted with every art.
4. Know the Ways of all professions.
5. Distinguish between gain and loss in worldly matters.
6. Develop intuitive judgement and understanding for everything.
7. Perceive those things which cannot be seen.
8. Pay attention even to trifles.
9. Do nothing which is of no use.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:43:13 No.13245310 Report

Quoted By: >>13245332 >>13245366

>>13245222
OP here, I had an abstract algebra exam that was taken in teams and there was a question no one knew the answer to so I traded my proof for the answer to another team, showed my team their proof and it turned out to be wrong so we didn't use it.
The next week our prof was fucking furious because he saw three different exams with the wrong proof and asked the people that cheated to come forward or he was going to file a report and have their asses kicked out. The faggot that sent me the proof ratted on me but he didn't had my name so he just said he had my number, the prof told him to give him to give him the name before next class and the retard actually sent a message asking for my full name. Naturally, I was playing 4D chess and I knew that the only way he could expose my team without giving the name was using the proof I gave him but that would fuck his entire team over twice as hard because their exam would only be worth 3/4 of it's original value then. I played my cards mastefully, called him up from a payphone and told him that his best option was to tell the prof that he made a mistake and that there were only two people who had cheated but he got confused because he was a fucking retard if he thought I was gonna give him my name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:45:02 No.13245317 Report

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>>13245272
This sounds esoteric, good enough for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:49:08 No.13245332 Report

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>>13245310
Am I based? Is my brain wrinkly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:58:02 No.13245366 Report

Quoted By: >>13245370

>>13245310
lmao wouldn't it have just been easier to study?

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 21:59:40 No.13245370 Report

Quoted By: >>13245379

>>13245366
I skipped most of the classes because I was working to help out my parents with the bills anon

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 22:03:01 No.13245378 Report

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>>13244845
Start studying, dipshit. It's that or you fail and you're thousands in debt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 22:03:33 No.13245379 Report

Quoted By: >>13245513

>>13245370
if that is true, kinda understandable anon, but you will have to make up for it at some point in your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 22:13:48 No.13245412 Report

Quoted By: >>13245469

>all home exams required oem lockdown with camera on
yeah no

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 22:32:59 No.13245469 Report

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>>13245412
Only my econometrics professor did the lockdown shit and he was a bitchy little asian guy. In contrast my CS exams were all open internet, open notes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 22:51:01 No.13245513 Report

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>>13245379
I know, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me but the way I work is that I get unintersted in a general subject but then I have a kickass picture in my mind for a theorem in that area and I use whatever it is that I know to prove or disprove it. It's not the best way to approach a subject but it's just something that happens frequently.
How do I unfuck myself?

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