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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 00:41:23 2021 No.13241565 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13241575 >>13241587 >>13241593 >>13241608 >>13242547

I identify as a mathematician who deserves tenure at a very prestigious university.

Anyone want to help fund my transition?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 00:42:25 No.13241575 Report

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>>13241565
Why do you think that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 00:45:07 No.13241587 Report

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>>13241565
>Call your home a university
>Market it as prestigious university to goyim
>Gift worthless awards to actual intelligent people regardless if they formally accept it
>Give yourself tenure position

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 00:47:24 No.13241593 Report

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>>13241565
You will never be a mathematician. Your proofs are flawed. Your theorems fail for n = 3.

You are not the next Gauss or Euler or Ramanujan. You never got that IMO gold medal you always dreamed about. Terence Tao doesn't know you exist, and if he did, he wouldn't talk to you, even if you shared his tastes in degenerate Japanese cartoons.

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Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 00:53:54 No.13241608 Report

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>>13241565

Future Adjunct professor at some Meme State University ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 01:16:46 No.13241661 Report

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>>13241593
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 05:58:15 No.13242545 Report

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>>13241587
Based
Collaborative University of Mediocrity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Jun 2021 06:00:09 No.13242547 Report

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>>13241565
Cute goat. That is all I have to say to you.

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El Arcón Sun 06 Jun 2021 06:00:46 No.13242550 Report

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My finger should be on the nuclear button instead the guy who has his finger there now and doesn't push it.

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