Congratulations, you did it. You won. There was a 1/800,000,000,000 chance for you to be born, but here you are. There was a 1/1,000 chance you would be too dumb for science and a 1/30 chance you would be born in the wrong place or wrong time to study science. You passed them all.

But you flunked the 90% pass rate test to avoid 4chan. Oh well.