>few million years ago, more or less
>me.jpg
>in the nosebleeds of the solar system, not much happening out here
>pretty cold
>got a few friends, binary stuff
>few years pass
>see big fucking blue ball
>ohshit
>few years pass
>big fucking blue ball gets bigger
>fuck
>friends start drifting away
>blue ball now essentially breathing on me
>friends are pretty much gone
>revolving around this piece of shit
>find out i'm a moon now
based neptune
>me.jpg
>in the nosebleeds of the solar system, not much happening out here
>pretty cold
>got a few friends, binary stuff
>few years pass
>see big fucking blue ball
>ohshit
>few years pass
>big fucking blue ball gets bigger
>fuck
>friends start drifting away
>blue ball now essentially breathing on me
>friends are pretty much gone
>revolving around this piece of shit
>find out i'm a moon now
based neptune
