Passed my qual today. Just wanna tell people who might get it. Feel like dogshit. Gonna take some benzos and get high to celebrate.

Wake up feel like shit get to work feel like shit go to the gym feel like shit.

Submitted a pile of shit to neurips last week.

Was hanging out with a cute girl too, but I'm too much of a pussy to escalate anything physically despite all the signs. Now on the tail end of her being done with me.

Cope by studying harder. My advisor told me that "I should trust him more."

FTGE. Thanks for listening. How do you fellow academics cope?