*ahem*

Aspergillus niger is a widely used fungal species in biological research. However, in my research, A. niger is lazy and doesn’t want to work. A. niger only seems to want to grow on chicken and watermelon. A. niger is also highly criminal compared to its relative percentage in the fungal community. A. niger also doesn’t have a brain and is literally stupid as fuck. Therefore, I believe that A. niger should be exterminated.