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Fight help

Anonymous Sun 23 May 02:55:19 2021 No.13174144 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13174155 >>13174202 >>13174253 >>13174340 >>13175381 >>13175466 >>13175536 >>13175681 >>13177488 >>13177515 >>13178886 >>13179149 >>13181247 >>13181366 >>13181625 >>13182268 >>13182299

Tomorrow I will have a fight:
-Me:
5,7
183 pounds
Autistic
Retard
Slow reflexes
Some experience boxing
I broked my right ankle some time ago so weak spot there. She knows it.
Her:
6,1
About 140 pounds
Lean
Massive street fighting experience(That's what the fight will be)

I need some advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 02:57:22 No.13174152 Report

Quoted By: >>13174160

pull out your penis whenever you fear death.
women have a natural response to be repulsed by cocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 02:58:29 No.13174155 Report

Quoted By: >>13174160

>>13174144
>>>/fit/
Not much I can say with that info only. Maybe try to learn 1 bjj throw + lock from youtube tonight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:01:09 No.13174160 Report

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>>13174152
>>13174155
Sounds like a solid pair of strategies, really appreciate this as my honours on the line

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:17:23 No.13174202 Report

Quoted By: >>13174221

>>13174144
I can kill you before your fight tomorrow
do you want this?
I can punch the shit out of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:23:14 No.13174221 Report

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>>13174202
Hmm, could be handi as if im in a hospital then i won't need to worry as security will protectme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:27:34 No.13174240 Report

Quoted By: >>13174305

Wtf is that real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:29:39 No.13174253 Report

Quoted By: >>13174305

>>13174144
the fight sounds like some weird anime plot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:42:09 No.13174305 Report

Quoted By: >>13174332

>>13174253
I love her but she is pissed because I made pic related of her.
>>13174240
yeah, i made it, its real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:47:57 No.13174332 Report

Quoted By: >>13174567

>>13174305
She is not really pissed and you will end up making out in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 03:49:48 No.13174340 Report

Quoted By: >>13174567

>>13174144
Fight dirty. Hit her in the ear. In minecraft, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 04:49:56 No.13174567 Report

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>>13174332
God I wish, if I win I'll definitely stick my snake into her.
>>13174340
might do that, both ears at same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 04:52:07 No.13174578 Report

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benis in bagina :DDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 10:36:23 No.13175381 Report

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>>13174144
Not only are you 40 pounds heavier, but you're also a retard therefore you certainly posses a well hidden amount of retard strength which I hope you've learnt to control by now. Add to that boxing experience and the fact that you're 5'7"and 183 pounds, and I can say right away that you can kill her on the spot, anon. She might want to play the long game and wear you down, but all you have to do is get at elbow distance just once and throw a retard hook aimed no matter where on her body, only ensuring it hits. Once your fist makes contact, her organs will permanently shift horizontally and she will then commence to lurch heavily, overcome by a cosmic terror as her consciousness slowly fades. I leave it to you to decide the manner in which you apply the killing blow, as at this point victory is only a matter of time, until she enters a comma or at the very least faints from the internal bleeding and brain oxygen deprivation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 11:31:44 No.13175466 Report

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>>13174144
You're about to retard punch some skinny Asian chick because she's mad you photoshopped her into a lamia? I mean one of two things, you're either a stalker and will actually be fighting her boyfriend who brought a knife, or you don't know how to chill a woman out.

Either way, I think it will be funny to beat the shit out of some girl who's trying to fight you so remember: punch first and punch twice. You'll win by overwhelming aggression. If that doesn't work, you were always going to lose no matter what you do, so it'll at least be interesting. Film and post it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 12:02:42 No.13175536 Report

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>>13174144
Try to bring some sort of weapon to the fight that will give a clear disadvantage to her. Also, purchase oleoresin capsicum powder and throw that in her eyes when she gets too close.
Women get infantile-like distractions when their motherly instinct kicks in, so wear a shirt that has pictures of cute babies or puppies on it to distract her. In fact, just bring a bunch of highly attractive alpha males to watch the fight. She will be unable to resist thinking about them due to mating instincts and will freeze in a tonic immobility state when the attractive males start looking at her. All you'd have to do then is walk up and smash her in the head with your baton.

Good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 13:03:59 No.13175681 Report

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>>13174144
Are you sure you didn't misinterpret anything? This seems bizarre to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 19:28:56 No.13177202 Report

Quoted By: >>13177260

>16 hours later
Any updates?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 19:41:12 No.13177260 Report

Quoted By: >>13177481 >>13182374

>>13177202
He died, it was on TV in Florida today. Apparently it was a trap, the Asian chick had her boyfriend hide in a building nearby with a Springfield XD. Before anon could even do anything he got shot in the head. Tragic story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 20:49:47 No.13177481 Report

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>>13177260
damn rooftop koreans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 20:52:31 No.13177488 Report

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>>13174144
Kick her in the pussy, hard. guaranteed win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 May 2021 21:01:29 No.13177515 Report

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>>13174144
if you are not an absolute nerd who cannot beat up a woman, suplex and a simple choke should be enough. If you are an absolute nerd who cannot beat up a woman, use punches. Simple as, if you lose you are a disgrace to your gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 01:59:01 No.13178700 Report

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Deploy the Cunt-Punt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 02:37:49 No.13178828 Report

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Immediately pants her to evoke blood memories of the rape of her ancestral village. Her demeanor will completely change after this. You'll know what to do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 02:50:06 No.13178886 Report

Quoted By: >>13179149

>>13174144
I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 03:56:08 No.13179149 Report

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>>13174144
How did it go?
>>13178886
Funny pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 15:13:53 No.13181247 Report

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>>13174144
Hey, OP! Are your testicles empty? We wanna know!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 15:37:50 No.13181316 Report

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how's that bitch 6'1? that's abnormal for a woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 15:55:02 No.13181366 Report

Quoted By: >>13181388 >>13182291

>>13174144
>tfw no 6'1 asian woman to beat me for making lamia photoshops of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 16:04:30 No.13181388 Report

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>>13181366
why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 17:02:28 No.13181625 Report

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>>13174144

Don't go to the ground if you don't know grappling. If you go to the ground don't let her get on top. Use your autistic retard strength and out-box her. Close the distance, keep your glued to your face and only do straight punches, no hooks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 18:44:07 No.13182268 Report

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>>13174144
Anon, use your elbows. Throw the fucking elbow, aim that for the face, other punches, try and aim for her gut or chest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 18:50:33 No.13182291 Report

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>>13181366
Is this the “based” guy?

His teeth look like shit

Ruins his whole image

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 18:52:27 No.13182299 Report

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>>13174144
Tfw no cute snake gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2021 19:11:06 No.13182374 Report

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>>13177260
>Springfield XD
>XD
fuck off

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