>>13170873In the times before, there was a bird shaman, greater than any bird you know. One Autumn, the bird shaman warned the other birds that they must leave. He foretold of a unique man, a man so dumb that all of the world is left kinda retarded because of his vast unintelligence. In fear of this great brainlet, the birds left. The weak ones could only go a little ways before they were to tired to continue. The stronger ones could go further, but they too stopped. This is why we have the migration of the birds, but the strongest were able to leave. They escaped this world to live in the heavens being, yet they still cry their thousands of tears when they think of the friends they left behind to escape your stupidity, grug.
