>>13160233No.
1. They tried an implantable stomach pump thing where you basically take everything you eat out through a stomahole in your abdomen, but it gets infected and is dangerous.
2. There is a substance that will kill fat cells when injected, but it makes you horrifically ill and destroys your kidneys.
3. There is a chemical that decouples ATP production in such a way that you burn massive amounts of calories, but there is a high risk of cooking yourself alive and it may cause birth defects later on.
4. They can take out up to 5 liters with liposuction, but this won’t reverse cardiovascular problems and insurance will never cover it so good luck shelling out $10k/yr.
The most viable option is 4, but you still need to exercise if you don’t want to die young, and if you just do that you likely won’t need the liposuction.
t. Insane person
